King of Excuses

Why your late to class:

I hurt myself,

I didn't hear the bell,

I had to do a job,

I had to get a ball from the back of the field,

My friend got hurt and I needed to help him.

Why your homework isn't done:

The dog ate it,

I lost it,

My parents threw it out,

I wasn't feeling well,

My little brother ate it,

I was absent that day,

My laptop wasn't working.

Questions you hate answering:

I think I need to go,

My Mum's calling me got to go,

Change the topic,

Did you hear about what happened before,

Why you shouldn't do sport:

I'm injured,

It's too hot,

I might hurt myself,

I don't want to get sunburn,

Poem of Excuses:

I shouldn't do sport,

My dog ate my book,

I'm going to cook,

If you let me off this one time,

I might burn from the sunshine.