Absurd Warnings

The goal for this task is to, Select 5-10 objects. For each object, write an absurd warning label that could be placed on the object when it is sold.

PG 3's:

Warning. If you are not a sporty person, then these shoes are not for you. Basketball players only, depending on who you are they may be lacking ankle support. User Discretion is advised.

Xbox Controller: Warning, this item may make your fingers cramp up. It makes your hand form into an uncomfortable position. Also this item is very easy to break and you also have to apply batteries about every 3 hours. User discretion is advised.

Air-pods: Warning this item may cause bleeding eardrums. They also might fall out and all that money you wasted on them is just gone. User discretion is advised.

Football: Warning this product may break your feet, when kicked the ball is that solid that your foot shatters into pieces. User discretion is advised.

GSW Jersey: Warning- this item is very dangerous. When worn not only is is very ugly it is the most uncomfortable jersey ever. When worn and out in public you are now known as a bandwagon.

By the way this is all a joke:)